Reverend Ole & Pastor Sven

Reverend Ole & Pastor Sven

Reverend Ole is the reverand of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the pastor of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said;

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT!
NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out of his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Reverand Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out'?"