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Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline, 'Psychic Wins The Lottery'?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff that the indestructible Black Box is made out of?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?



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